Уведено вот отсюда: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ellen_fremedon/204107.html
Оно на английском - и это грустно. Еще грустнее, что у меня категорически нет сейчас возможности сделать адекватный перевод, дассс, моя прелесссть...
Если кто сумеет - сделайте, пожалуйста!
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Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses, grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst!

Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.

Fail them. Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.

Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates them forever!

Гэллемар, вас ист дас? Их нихт ферштеен. так что давай перевод! 

Gunter von Reihert, Panzeroberst der Wermacht.